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Funny Home Owner Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Home Owner" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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He who receives money in trust to administer for the benefit of its owner, and uses it either for his own interest or against the wishes of its rightful owner, is a thief.
Jose Marti
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The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.
Eric Bristow
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Right now, any opinion anyone has about whether dogs can or cannot really tell when their owner is coming home by some unknown means... nobody knows. The weight of evi dence suggests they can.
Rupert Sheldrake
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A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Hussein Nishah
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Owner of a lonely heart, much better than an owner of a broken heart.
Yes (Band)
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Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in.
Unknown
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I am Zoidberg, home owner!
Zoidberg
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A pe..s has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friends are pussies and his owner is always beating him.
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In the court of the movie Owner, none criticized, none doubted. And none dared speak of art. In the Owner's mind art was a synonym for bankruptcy. The movie Owners are the only troupe in the history of entertainment that has never been seduced by the adventure of the entertainment world.
Ben Hecht
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A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.
Robin Yount
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Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open...
Unknown
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All I have is a picture in my mind of how it would be, if we were together...Let's pretend that you're far away, let's say you write to me. And you promise in your letter, that you'll come home! Come home, to my heart. And when we're together, we can never be apart. If I keep dreaming of you, make believe that it's true; then soon you'll come home. Home to my heart! Soon you'll come home, home to my heart! If I believe! -Anne-Marie
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
Roland Joffe
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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