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Funny How To Save Water Quotes & Sayings
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The earth is our home. It's time for us to do the little things for the earth. Save water, save energy.
Unknown
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
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It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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I want you to save me, Just please save me. Save me cuz I need you to save me, Just please save me.
Darren Styles
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A liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I'm somewhere in between: I believe water should be free, but that water flows downhill.
Theodore White
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Some of you have returned to earth for no other reason than that you bore the inordinate desire to save those whose names are not written in the Book of Life, whom God would not save...God will always use you to save a soul whenever it is possible. And when it is not [possible to save that which is lost], you must simply accept it, even if you are dealing with life-streams very close to yourselves... -Beloved Gautama Buddha
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My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. I'm very grateful for the fact that we had to learn to save. I used to get like 50 pence a week, and I'd save it for like five months. And then I'd spend it on Christmas presents. I'd save up like eight pounds. It's nothing, but we did that.
Gemma Arterton
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
Bruce Lee
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The water is your friend. You don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
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It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water and the water opening up for you.
Dawn Fraser
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Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
Bruce Lee
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.
Bible
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