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Funny Income Taxes Quotes & Sayings
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Let me respond with a few points, the first being that all immigrants pay taxes, income taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, gasoline taxes, cigarette taxes, every tax when they make a purchase.
Luis Gutierrez
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People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.
Robert Half
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We're going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxes.
Joe Scarborough
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The income tax is a twentieth-century socialist experiment that has failed. Before the income tax was imposed on us just 80 years ago, government had no claim to our income. Only sales, excise, and tariff taxes were allowed.
Alan Keyes
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I'd cap the total amount of income taxes paid by Americans to no more than 25 percent and tax all income only once.
Cesar Conda
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Remember, the federal gov operated for more than 120 years without an income tax, using excise taxes to raise necessary revenues.
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Those who don't pay federal income taxes elected Obama to force those who do to continue paying for the Lifestyles of the Idle & Infamous!
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I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.
Barack Obama
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Contrary to the myth that Mr. Bush cut taxes only for the wealthy, the 2001 tax cut reduced taxes for every income-tax payer in the country.
Ari Fleischer
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We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less and less for it. We are angry about our incompetent, dysfunctional government that pays no attention to the desires of the people. We are angry about the cesspool of corruption and conflicts of interests and self-dealing that is Albany.
Carl Paladino
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Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
HL Mencken
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I want to do to your body what the IRS does to your income.
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E Lewis
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You don't pay taxes, they take taxes.
Chris Rock
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Number two, I will not reduce the share paid by high-income individuals. I know that you and your running mate keep saying that and I know it's a popular thing to say with a lot of people, but it's just not the case. Look, I've got five boys. I'm used to people saying something that's not always true, but just keep on repeating it and ultimately hoping I'll believe it. But that...that is not the case. All right? I will not reduce the taxes paid by high-income Americans.
Mitt Romney
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
Bill Veeck
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Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady.
Eric Alterman
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Higher income taxes are a razor guillotine poised to descend on the bare neck of prosperity.
Thomas H Kean
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First of all, I don't have a $5 trillion tax cut. I don't have a tax cut of a scale that you're talking about. My view is that we ought to provide tax relief to people in the middle class. But I'm not going to reduce the share of taxes paid by high-income people. High-income people are doing just fine in this economy. They'll do fine whether you're president or I am.
Mitt Romney
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Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
Thomas Sowell
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