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Funny Insomnia Quotes & Sayings
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That's the advantage of insomnia. People who go to be early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done.
Banana Yoshimoto
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Insomnia is an indication, not a chaos. Its like ache. Youre not going to provide a patient ache medicine without figuring out whats reasoning the pain.
Judith Owens
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If a man had as many ideas during the day as he does when he has insomnia, hed make a fortune.
Unknown
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Not everybody who gets insomnia will ultimately get sadness. The subsequent step is to strive taking care of childish patients who arent disheartened yet, but have a relatives history of sadness along with are having sleep conflict.
Dan Ford
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Anonymous
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For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people we see are those who cant stay awake during the day, and thats usually because they arent sleeping well at night or cant get to sleep because of insomnia.
John Ancy
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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Without fear... insomnia
Faithless
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Insomnia please release me and let me dream of
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W C Fields
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I know my music is going well when I don't have insomnia.
Carly Rae Jepsen
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Sleep is such a luxury, which I cant afford.
Robin Sikarwar
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Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.
Unknown
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Sleep comes more easily than it returns.
Victor Hugo
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I don't really care about getting lucky...I'm up all night because I have insomnia.
Kingsley
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The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.
Unknown
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Every time I plan on going to sleep early, it never goes as planned...
Unknown
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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
Arthur Baer
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