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Funny Job Advertisement Quotes & Sayings
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I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him.
Unknown
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The art of advertisement, after the American manner, has introduced into all our life such a lavish use of superlatives, that no standard of value whatever is intact.
Wyndham Lewis
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Watching a YouTube video and not having an advertisement pop up feels like winning the lottery.
Unknown
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When you're working as an actor, you don't think that when you get out of school, it's going to be so hard to get a job. Just to get a job. Any job. Whatsoever. You don't think that people are going to see you in a certain way.
Viola Davis
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
Unknown
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Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate.
Unknown
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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.
Unknown
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves to thank if the advertisement writer uses his mastery of the vocabulary and syntax to mislead their weak minds.
Dorothy L Sayers
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The art of advertisement, after the American manner, has introduced into all our life such a lavish use of superlatives, that no standard of value whatever is intact.
Wyndham Lewis
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Our job is to sell our clients' merchandise... not ourselves. Our job is to kill the cleverness that makes us shine instead of the product. Our job is to simplify, to tear away the unrelated, to pluck out the weeds that are smothering the product message.
William Bernbach
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
Unknown
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
Fred Astaire
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I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job.
Ed Harris
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The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all others, but the least practiced, is to study and learn how to know ourselves. This is the foundation of wisdom and the highway to whatever is good.
Pierre Charron
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The vast majority of Americans agree with us. We're doing everything that we can. We're advertising, right now we're on television with an advertisement running in the Washington area. We've got newspaper ads.
Michael D Barnes
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence J Peter
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You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence Peter
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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.
Unknown
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I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
Joel Lindley
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