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Funny Kids With Animals Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Kids With Animals" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell
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We consider all our animals to be our kids.
Eric Roberts
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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Never work with kids or animals.
Cat Deeley
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The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids.
Connie Sellecca
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But I've worked where they've had animals before, and animal wranglers, the people who raise animals and train animals for films and television, they're all very, very professional.
M Emmet Walsh
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.
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It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.
Paris Hilton
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Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they get sick or slow down, something stronger kills them. Animals aren't meant to get old. Marla lies down on her bed and undoes the tie on her bathrobe, and says our culture has made death something wrong. Old animals should be an unnatural exception. Freaks.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they get sick or slow down, something stronger kills them. Animals aren't meant to get old. Marla lies down on her bed and undoes the tie on her bathrobe, and says our culture has made death something wrong. Old animals should be an unnatural exception. Freaks.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.
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Sleeping with all your stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended.
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
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I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.
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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists in some man, sometimes several at the time. Animals are nothing but the portrayal of our virtues and vices made manifest to our eyes, the visible reflections of our souls. God displays them to us to give us food for thought.
Victor Hugo
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I had the best of both worlds when I was a kid. I'd spend a quiet week with my mum, then I'd go to my dad's property in the Adelaide Hills, where there were all these kids and animals running around.
Teresa Palmer
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