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Funny Mad Women Quotes & Sayings
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
Lynda Barry
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'But I dont want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you cant help that,' said the Cat. 'Were all mad here. Im mad. Youre mad.' 'How do you know Im mad?' said Alice. 'You must be, said the Cat. 'or you wouldnt have come here.'
Lewis Carroll
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San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of remarkable beauty.
Rudyard Kipling
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Lately it takes a lot to get me mad, there's no point in being mad over little things when there's bigger problems to worry about.
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I hate when I'm mad at someone because of something they did, and then they get mad at me for being mad at their mistake.
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Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad - because inside every madman sits a little sane man saying 'You're mad, you're mad.'
Graham Swift
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Man knows so little about his fellows. In his eyes all men or women act upon what he believes would motivate him if he were mad enough to do what that other man or woman is doing.
William Faulkner
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Somethings are just not worth being mad about, it hurts you worse than it does the ones you are mad at, let it go & you will be the one who is free.
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O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!
William Shakespeare
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There's only one way to become a hitter. Go up to the plate and get mad. Get mad at yourself and mad at the pitcher.
Ted Williams
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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The practice of putting women on pedestrals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there
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1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fu..ing right.
Nikhil Saluja
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I wasn't mad until you accused me of being mad... now I'm just pisssssssed.
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
Robertson Davies
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
Eminem
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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