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Funny Mom And To Adult Children Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
Pamela Anderson
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As a single mom you have to be there for your children. They need your presence far more than any gifts you might buy for them. Children need quality time. You have to avail yourself to them as much as possible.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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Writing for children is bloody difficult; books for children are as complex as their adult counterparts, and they should therefore be accorded the same respect.
Mark Haddon
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The solution to adult problems tomorrow depends on large measure upon how our children grow up today.
Margaret Mead
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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I love you like octo-mom loves having children.
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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the most difficult aspect of being a single mom apart from the financial challenges. You have to pamper your precious children as a mother and also scold them like a father when they go wrong.
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Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?
Marilyn Manson
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
Larisa Oleynik
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Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural
George Bernard Shaw
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Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural
George Bernard Shaw
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My promise to my children: for as long as I live, I will always be your parent first, and your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare, and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have become a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath ''I hate you'' at least once in your life, I am not doing my job properly.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
Roseanne Barr
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Children desperately need to know - and to hear in ways they understand and remember - that they're loved and valued by mom and dad
Paul Smally
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I felt I couldn't be a good mom anymore, but I didn't want my children to grow up without a mom. I felt I had to end our lives to protect us from any grief or harm.
Susan Smith
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Remember that the task of a single mom is not a joke. It is very difficult for children to be raised by both parent. How much more a single mother? You have to be ready for this great task and never try to unleash your frustration on your children.
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