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Funny Monday Morning Quotes & Sayings
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Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
Michael Ealy
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If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.
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It's funny, your Man Crush Monday is my Throwback Thursday.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Mondays are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
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On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.
Unknown
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I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work.
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My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.
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Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.
Turtle Dundee
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It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.
Unknown
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I couldn't get through Mondays without knowing you're equally miserable
Unknown
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
Kami Garcia
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There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
Unknown
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
Unknown
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
Unknown
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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
Unknown
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
Unknown
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I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning.
Patty Duke
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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