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Funny Naps Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Naps" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Got racks on racks on racks, naps on naps on naps. Just made a mill, count another mill so put that on top of that.
Wiz Khalifa
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Taking 'naps' sounds so childish...I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses.'
Unknown
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
Unknown
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There is just not enough time in the day for all the naps I want to take.
Unknown
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I like to take afternoon naps in the nude.
Cleo Moore
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I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.
Charlie Sheen
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My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I'm lazy.
Unknown
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Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it easy. :P more naps less cookies.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Dirty white, yeah the kat stacks. We dont sleep round here, we take cat naps.
Young Jeezy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Denis Leary
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I'd like to be a kid again but only because naps were insisted, twirling in circles was acceptable, and the only password I had to remember was open sesame.
Adar Burks
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It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you're working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school.
Natalie Portman
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Now taking applications for summer flings. Job requirements include heavy drinking, daily naps in the sun, and long nights with little sleep.
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Us teenagers need naps waaaaaay more than preschoolers do.
Ana Sandoval
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I've learned that your college friends become kind of family, you eat together, you take naps together, fight, laugh, cry, and do absolutely nothing together until you can't remember how you ever lived your life without them in the first place.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Im slammin *****s like shaquille, shit is real, when its time to eat a meal, I rob and steal, cuz mom dukes aint giving me shit, so for the bread and butter I leave *****s in the gutter, Uh, word to mutha, I'm dangerous, crazier than a bag of fu..ing angel dust, when I buss my gat, motherfu..as take dirty naps, I'm all that and a dime sack, Where the paper at??
Biggie Smalls
85 Likes
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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