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Funny New Jersey Quotes & Sayings
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I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki
Jersey Shore
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Lawmakers in New Jersey are proposing a ban on Brazilian waxing. If it passes New Jersey will change its nickname to the Over-Grown Garden State.
Seth Meyers
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I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government.
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May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami.
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates.
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I believe the challenge the city faces is attracting continued development into the inner and western part of Jersey City. Nobody should be left behind as Jersey City continues to prosper and grow.
Vincent Frank
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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By failing to keep their end of the bargain, the Bush administration would allow New Jersey projects to deteriorate and make New Jersey highways and bridges less safe.
Robert Menendez
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Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.
Bobby Flay
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What's the difference between a hockey team and a girl from Jersey Shore? The hockey team showers after three periods.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
Pauly D
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I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
Marc Jacobs
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oh, yah!!!
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Cabs are here!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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