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Funny Ninja Qutes Quotes & Sayings
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Go Ninja, go Ninja, go! I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!
Master Splinter
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Remember, to be a true ninja you must become one with the shadows. Darkness gives the ninja power, while light reveals the ninja's presence.
Master Splinter
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Yee haw! Ninja cowboy! -Donatello
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something. -Michaelangelo
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Ninja...vanish! -Tatsu
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I made a funny. -Splinter
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A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
Unknown
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Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
Unknown
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
Unknown
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I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons. -Splinter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.
Morgan Webb
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I've never really been that much of a fan of Ninja Tune.
Tom Jenkinson
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I'm Ninja Gaiden and ya'll lil Jayden
Wale
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I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.
Morgan Webb
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Aw, a fellow chucker, eh? -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle! -Michaelangelo
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I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.
Shaquille O'Neal
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Never lower your eyes to an enemy. -Tatsu
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