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Funny Of Comin Back From A Vacation Quotes & Sayings
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They complain about our attitude, talk about the things we do. Me it seems so obvious, they like it they keep comin keep comin back for more.
K Michelle
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I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.
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I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scripts. I think it's important to sit back and think about what you want.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
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I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
Mary Crosby
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
Unknown
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Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be clearing brush in Texas until Friday. Now he's going to get back to the White House tomorrow. You know, if he doesn't use his vacation days, he loses them, so this is hard on everybody.
Jimmy Kimmel
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The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has now been on vacation for 27% of his presidency. That means the country could be 27% more screwed up than it already is.
Jimmy Kimmel
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it's funny how impossible dreams manifest and the games that be comin with it nevertheless.
Cypress Hill
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Like the boys in blue when they come through with them boots. And they kickin down the do' and they don't care who they shoot but we do care who they shoot so we do what we must do. So we act like we run track then we run straight to the back but they comin from the back so we run back to the front. They say, 'get down on ya knees', we say, 'what the fu.. you want?!' They want cheese, they want bread, they want dough, they want mo'. Than I wanna give 'em but if I keep talkin they won't know that my cousin in the back, and we call him Roto-Rooter, slash plumber, cash runner and he fire on them computers. 'Log out!
Andre 3000
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As I leave, believe I'm stompin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton.
NWA
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Naw, I'm not goin' out there and comin' back, lookin' like you, cactus butt! -Shenzi
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As I leave, believe I'm stompin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton.
Ice Cube
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A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic.
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Now I know who my true friends are. The ones who texted me over vacation, the ones who asked how my vacation was, the ones who missed me..
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The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation.
Clarence Day
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With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
David Lloyd George
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