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Funny Older Men D Quotes & Sayings
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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita Rudner
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Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Unknown
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
Lara Flynn Boyle
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What I am finding now is that my audience is getting younger as I get older, which is a very good thing as you know - you don't want them to get older as you get older.
Russell Banks
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My agent didnt want me on Disney because Im older. But honestly, Im not ready for older roles yet, or even the things older girls do. I am still young.
Ashley Tisdale
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Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan
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Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
Bette Davis
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
Unknown
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde
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When I was a kid, I was surrounded by girls: older sisters, older girl cousins just down the street... except for an older boy named Vito who threw rocks. Each year I would wish for a baby brother. It never happened.
Wally Lamb
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I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get.
Elizabeth Taylor
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Unknown
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I love older men.
Cameron Diaz
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Men are allowed to get older and women are not.
Shirley Knight
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As men get older, the toys get more expensive.
Marvin Davis
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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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