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Funny Pick Upline In Pageant Quotes & Sayings
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They always say the Miss America Pageant isn`t a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put all the contestants on "Jeopardy!" (1984) and pick Miss America that way? At least you get the smartest one.
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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Back in the day after I won my first pageant there was an agency that was getting me work on the side.
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Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?
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I would never do another one but at the time it was fun. (On entering a beauty pageant contest)
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This is war, not a beauty pageant, do what you have to do to make the sale.
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Putting your child into a beauty pageant is a disgrace...
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People that think life is a beauty pageant will usually fail.
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m not into pain. The third thing is using athletic spray adhesive on your butt to keep your swimsuit in place. I did do that. So one out of three ain`t bad.
Jeri Ryan
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Its high school not a beauty pageant. Stop worrying bout wat you're goin to look like n front of the boys and focus on school.
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You look like you just stepped out of a beauty pageant. Looking like the Kardashians in here.
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The pageant was such a fluke. I mean, I was living in an orphanage, and my foster mother bet me $150 to go out for this thing. Nobody, including myself, thought that a foster kid could be a beauty queen. - (on being Miss Teen USA 1993)
Charlotte Ayanna
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For me, it went beyond being a beauty queen. For me, it was about being the 20-year-old girl from India on international platform and a lot of people actually would assume that I wasn`t even educated in India because of the way I`d speak. (On why she participated in the Miss World Pageant in 1994)
Aishwarya Rai
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This is school, not a freakin beauty pageant. No need to apply makeup in the bathrooms and take up space!
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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I can't make it in today. My iguana is in a beauty pageant today.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
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