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Funny Pot Head Quotes & Sayings
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Dope like a crack addict, or a hop head. Spit it clear so you can hear, what I said. Pot head, hot head ni... that got dreads. Got bread stop red get hit with the hot lead.
Mac Dre
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Me without you is like a pot head who's not high.
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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
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It seems as if only now I really know who I am. My strengths, my weaknesses, my jealousiesits as if all of it has been boiling in a pot for all these years, and as it boils, it evaporates into steam, and all thats left in the pot in the end is your essence, the stuff you started out with in the very beginning.
Kirk Douglas
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I travel the world, and I'm happy to say that America is still the great melting pot - maybe a chunky stew rather than a melting pot at this point, but you know what I mean.
Philip Glass
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Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
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I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, But it's just weed when they say I'm equipped with heat, please, Shit's leaving you in disbelief, I'm that monster at your door, bi..., trick-or-treat, The way I freestyle, shit, it really baffles me, Cause I'm a pot head, call me Johnny Appleseed.
Chris Webby
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11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11: 'I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi this morning.'
Unknown
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Ricky Gervais
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When you fall head over heels in love, you must land on your head and become stupid in love because you never see any imperfections.
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My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.
Karen Duffy
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
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At great, great remove sit the head of General Electric, the head of News Corp, the head of Viacom, or the head of this giant international corporation that wants these ratings.
Norman Lear
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If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
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Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
Ginger Gibson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would you want to live in 'Ackney?' But Hackney's fantastic. I'm serious. There are so many artists there. I loved the markets, the parks, the pubs, the diversity. It was a cultural melting-pot.
Rose Byrne
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Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot.
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