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Funny Prison Quotes & Sayings
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I am now going from a prison to a palace: I have finished my work, and am now going to receive my wages.
Christopher Love
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Prison's a walk in the park compared with being sectioned, mate, it really is.
Adam Ant
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It's a prison for your mind. We are all trapped. It makes me so sad to know that some people will never see the illusion.
Unknown
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Having fears is like being in prison, you have no way out, only to face them.
Unknown
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I think my attitude to human beings has changed since leaving prison.
Jeffrey Archer
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The percentage of Americans in the prison system, has doubled since 1985.
Serj Tankian
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Adversities such as being homeless and going to prison has made many people stronger.
Philip Emeagwali
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When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out.
Ho Chi Minh
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He that is taken and put into prison or chains is not conquered, though overcome; for he is still an enemy.
Thomas Hobbes
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I bet in prison everyones fb relationship status is set to 'its complicated.'
Unknown
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Plan of execution, I'm demandin' retribution. First trip to prison, a lesson, second was just a nuisance.
TI
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I stagnated in prison a long time, and I have wasted most of my life.
Gary Gilmore
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Why would anyone expect Tyson to come out smarter? He went to prison for four years, not Princeton.
Lou Duva
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I've been accused for a shootin. Which I know never do. Who dem in prison that willing dey. So I've got to pull my way through.
Peter Tosh
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In prison, those things withheld from and denied to the prisoner become precisely what he wants most of all.
Eldridge Cleaver
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in America right now.
Merle Haggard
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