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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.
Matthew Broderick
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Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.
Peter Tork
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Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
Charles Lyell
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
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The press is like the air, a chartered libertine.
William Pitt
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock
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I had the honor of speaking with Asimov. The album ended up being something not directly related to Asimov, but related instead to the concept of the power of robotics.
Alan Parsons
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
Brett Butler
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Feel like I'm riding on a chartered plane of broken hearted pain. Turbulence is constant my pilot has gone insane.
J Cole
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If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.
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That's why it has to be a nonprofit, because a nonprofit is required to take monies it receives and use them for the purposes for which it's chartered by the government. It can't be pocketed.
Mitch Kapor
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My classmates, they went on to be chartered accountants. Or work with their parents, but thinking back on how they treated me my high school reunion might be worth an appearance. Make everybody have to go through security clearance.
Drake
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Dialectical thought is related to vulgar thinking in the same way that a motion picture is related to a still photograph. The motion picture does not outlaw the still photograph but combines a series of them according to the laws of motion.
Leon Trotsky
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If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
Ray Romano
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.
Samuel West
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The fact that they're a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that it's National Pickle Month should make them eat more pickles.
Barney Frank
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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
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