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Funny Retarded Mother Quotes & Sayings
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Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?
Unknown
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
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India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.
Will Durant
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When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.
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I drink because I'm a mother and I'm a mother because I drank. It's funny how everything comes full circle.
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My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
Robert Benchley
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There is no theoretical study of motherhood. You know, before I became a mother, I did play a mother, but I was like - I was more thinking of my own mother. I was doing my mother.
Joan Chen
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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Let's get retarded, in here...
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I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
Frank Serpico
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
Katherine Heigl
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I collect things that just look retarded.
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Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
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