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Funny Riff Quotes & Sayings
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When I write a song, it's all about the riff - the riff first, then the words come later.
Evan Dando
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I want the world in my hands, palm pilot.
Riff Raff
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'Sace's keep me cold, slide like M. Bison.
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Bout to start ballin'...Rose Bowl.
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Ice in my ear, give me brain freeze.
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Riff-raff, street rat. I don't buy that.
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I don't want your gal, she look like an iguana driving a Honda.
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One thing will lead to another and somebody will come up with a riff or a line or something we build from.
Johnny Rivers
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I...ball...from a distance. Pocket so ballistic. Boysenberry on my biscuts.
Riff Raff
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Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
Carl Reiner
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Don't talk about my past-tense unless we goin' campin.'
Riff Raff
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Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna.
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Ruby Red dragon, my Aladdin station wagon.
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Emerald green chain smells like brussels sprouts.
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When I need to nail that riff to the cross, Marshall will always provide the hammer!
Dan Hawkins
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Yellows in Bikini, tell me how you see me. Sometimes they don't feel ya till you pull up lamborghini.
Riff Raff
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My new bi... looks like Lamborghini in a bikini. Rap game 'I Dream of Jeannie.'
Riff Raff
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All my friends are black, but my wives are white. All the syrup in my slice, more ice than a Klondike.
Riff Raff
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Teriyaki suit with the lemon Phantom. Heavy weight, heartburn: Mylanta.
Riff Raff
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