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Funny Roses Quotes & Sayings
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The rose is a flower of love. The world has acclaimed it for centuries. Pink roses are for love hopeful and expectant. White roses are for love dead or forsaken, but the red roses, ah the red roses are for love triumphant.
Shinichi Suzuki
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If I had roses for every time I thought of you, Id be picking roses for a lifetime.
Unknown
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Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!
Unknown
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It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses we must plant more trees.
George Eliot
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My biggest complaint about high school is when it's Send-the-roses day, somebody's always left out. I always got roses, but I would give them to someone who hadn't gotten any.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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People who say life is a bed of roses usually complain about sleeping in thorns.
Unknown
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
Unknown
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We can complain because roses have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses.
Unknown
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You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
Pauly D
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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Alphonse Karr
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I said I loved you. But what did you do? You broke my heart. Ripped it out of my chest. I thought you were different. But you were just like the rest. Every now and then I hear our song play. But now it just seems like. We're drifting away. But what happens now? What do I do? Are roses still red? Are violets still blue? You meant the whole world to me. But you didn't care. You left me crying. Left me in despair. Roses are red. And violets are blue. But everything changed. When I lost you.
Unknown
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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Life is not a bed of roses, But you can chose to make your own roses. Learn to smile at things that use to break you.
Terry Mark
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On a day you least expect a dozen roses will you get. But a dozen roses they will not be; for there will only be eleven. For you are the twelth rose sent from heaven.
Josh Boynton
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
Thomas More
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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