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Funny Statuses About Children And Their Parents Quotes & Sayings
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Children see in their parents the past, their parents see in them the future; and if we find more love in the parents for their children than in children for their parents, this is sad but natural. Who does not entertain his hopes more than his recollections.
John Ruskin
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There is no greater reason for children to honour parents than for parents to honour children except, that while the children are young, the parents are stronger than children.
Bertrand Russell
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Parents and children seldom act in concert: each child endeavours to appropriate the esteem or fondness of the parents, and the parents, with yet less temptation, betray each other to their children.
Samuel Johnson
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler
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In great countries, children are always trying to remain children, and the parents want to make them into adults. In vile countries, the children are always wanting to be adults and the parents want to keep them children.
John Ruskin
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Behold, the third time I am ready to come to you; and I will not be burdensome to you: for I seek not your's but you: for the children ought not to lay up for the parents, but the parents for the children.
Bible
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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
Jo Brand
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Bad parents think it's everyone else's fault and responsibility when little Joey or Jane turns out to be a societal nightmare. Good parents do everything they can to take up time with their children, teach their children and be responsible for their children so they can be successful in society.
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Parents with meager means have the same aspirations for their children as other parents. Children from poor families have the same needs as other children.
Mark Sanford
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Raymond Duncan
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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.
William Shakespeare
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It is time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength. Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence. Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Soniya Ahmed
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
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Parents lend children their experience and a vicarious memory; children endow their parents with a vicarious immortality.
George Santayana
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In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
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If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.
Marian Wright Edelman
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How can children credit the assertions of parents, which their own eyes show them to be false? Few parents act in such a manner as much to enforce their maxims by the credit of their lives
Samuel Johnson
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Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents, parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of nobody.
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
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Children always assume the s..ual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
Alan Bennett
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