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Funny Sunburn Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Sunburn" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned.
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When devil worshippers get a sunburn, they should call them SaTANs. Get it? Cause he's red? And they are now? Oh, shut up. I'm funny.
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I get sunburn when it's not even sunny outside.
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I am really mad at whoever invented the sunburn...
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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Me every time I see someone with a sunburn: thank God I'm not white.
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I don't believe in the devil until I get a mosquito bite on top of a sunburn...
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Spring break is so close I can taste the sunburn and bad choices.
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Getting one bad sunburn before you're 18 doubles your chances of developing skin cancer. Something to keep in mind.
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and with just half of a sunburn new yellow lines that I earned step back and here comes the night time.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If you having heat problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, sunburn aint one.
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I wanna have a good credit score, I'm tired of being afraid of cops, and I wanna know how a sunburn feels.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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