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Funny Things To Do Before I Die Quotes & Sayings
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Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at the right age.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
Unknown
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I believe I'm going to die doing the things I was born to do. I believe I'm going to die high off the people. I believe I'm going to die a revolutionary in the international revolutionary proletarian struggle.
Fred Hampton
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I hate the way you say my name, I hate your funny smile, I hate it when you said that you were staying for a while, I hate your crazy climbing skills; youre always up in trees, I hate it when you promised you were never leaving me, I hate it how you try to talk but nothing comes out right, I hate it when we hung out at my park that summer night, I hate how you told me make a wish, I hate the way you lie, I hate how I liked you so much; I thought I was going to die, I could say I hate these things and wish that they would die, But truth is that I love them baby, so much their making me cry.
I Wrote This
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When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
Unknown
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If in barbed wire things can bloom, why couldn't I? I will not die, I will not die.
Friedl And The Children Of Terezin
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If in barbed wire things can bloom, why couldn't I? I will not die, I will not die.
Friedl And The Children Of Terezin
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You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and that was probably a good thing. Had it been otherwise, people would probably die of old age still trying to rewrite their teens.
Stephen King
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It seems to me self-evident that if you have a life, things happen in it, and certain things do change; certain things end. People you know die.
Jonathan Franzen
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There are only two things you HAVE TO do in life. You HAVE TO die. You HAVE TO live until you die. You make up all the rest.
Ash Sweeney
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'Cause I understand now. You said I was gonna die, but you mean this whole world, is gonna blink out of existence. But that's not dying! 'Cause a better world takes its place. The Doctor's world! And I'm still alive! That's right, isn't it? I don't die. If I change things, I don't die. That's...that's right, isn't it?
Donna Noble
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
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I cannot hide from your disease. The more you die the more I breathe. I won't go blind for your lies I will not die, you will die.
Dope
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A nation that cannot preserve itself ought to die, and it will die - die in the grasp of the evils it is too feeble to overthrow
Morris Sheppard
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Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die? I don't wanna die.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.
Ryan Seacrest
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Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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