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Funny Tom B Quotes & Sayings
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits
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Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.
Tom Conti
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I was dressed in a prom gown and heels for the season finale. I was supposed to run up this road, jump onto this box, Im short and Tom Welling is tall so they put me on boxes and talk to Tom. I overestimated and missed the box! My heel caught on the end, and I went toppling into Tom. He was like, Oh, are you a little drunk? No, Im just clumsy!
Allison Mack
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I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.
Tom Baker
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.
Tom Wilson
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
Tom Wilson
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer
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In school I was never the class clown, but more the class t....ze artist. I was always being suspended.
Tom Guntorius
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We're the Tom Tom Club and our studio is the Clubhouse. It a way of making it a little more personal.
Chris Frantz
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My mother died just long enough to name me - Tom after my father, Marvolo after my Grandfather.
Tom Riddle
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If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music, and of aviation.
Tom Stoppard
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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims
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A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Bob Monkhouse
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If you play it straight it's funny, the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.
Tom Hiddleston
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Tom Tom, direct me to that money please. Square sponge, fu..in' dumb, yeah your grades is under C.
Mac Miller
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I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.
Norm Crosby
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