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Funny Trying To Sleep With A Baby Quotes & Sayings
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J Burke
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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I know that having Mason sleep in my bed might be a controversial topic. But I have to be honest, I just love that time. I especially love how when you sleep with your baby, you breathe together on the same pattern. Ive been able to bond with Mason so much more. Even if Ive had a busy day, I always look forward to every night and us spending time together when we sleep.
Kourtney Kardashian
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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How to sleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
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I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
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When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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