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Funny Trying To Sleep With A Baby Quotes & Sayings
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I think people are born bis..ual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bis..ual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bis..ual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.
Megan Fox
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I think people are born bis..ual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bis..ual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bis..ual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.
Megan Fox
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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The Difference Between Dreams and Success is, dreams need effortless sleep and success needs sleepless efforts.
Nishan Panwar
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Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright. Round yon Virgin Mother and Child. Holy Infant so tender and mild. Sleep in heavenly peace. Sleep in heavenly peace.
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The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
William Saroyan
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Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright. Round yon Virgin Mother and Child. Holy Infant so tender and mild. Sleep in heavenly peace. Sleep in heavenly peace.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
Britt Ekland
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Now baby, Ive been thinking lately beauty in pictures shit pictures. Ive been painting thought you a cutie, baby your beauty is amazing.
Tory Lanez
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Somewhere in the ghetto there's a baby daddy getting cus'd out or kicked out of his house...
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Hey baby, are you alone tonight? How can we make it? Hey baby, looks like you were wrong. It's never too late, too late.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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People ask me, do I blame Hollywood or my parents? No I dont blame my parents. It had nothing to do with them. I created it and manifested it and I got myself through it with the help of a lot of great people. When I look back at old photos, Im able to laugh at myself, in the same way I can show my dad [Lionel Richie] a picture of himself when he was in The Commodores with the Afro and the bell bottoms and hes like, Oh baby, thats so funny.'
Nicole Richie
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Most of us can't sleep when we are starting to fall in love...Same as we can't sleep when that love is starting to end.
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If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.
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Dearest friend, God works the night shift. Not you! Don't spend another sleepless night trying to figure out your issues. Trust that the Lord is working it out. Goodnight friends, sleep with the angels.
Julie Hernandez
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