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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Albert Einstein
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Albert Einstein
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Albert Einstein
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
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Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
Alphonso X The Wise
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Joe Rogan
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams
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Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
Alphonso X 'the Wise
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I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it
Peter Cook
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Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!
William James
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The Universe forces those who live in it to understand it. Those creatures who find everyday experience a muddled jumble of events with no predictability, no regularity, are in grave peril. The Universe belongs to those who, at least to some degree,
Dr Carl Sagan
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The power of the universe is something no one can control. Be grateful for all the universe brings to you. If the universe brings you unhappiness, reflect and find new happiness. If the universe brings you happiness, cherish it with all your heart
Hilary Kellam
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There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
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If you take a more Darwinian point of view the dynamics of the universe are such that as the universe evolved in time, complex systems arose out of the natural dynamics of the universe.
Seth Lloyd
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The universe is asymmetric and I am persuaded that life, as it is known to us, is a direct result of the asymmetry of the universe or of its indirect consequences. The universe is asymmetric.
Louis Pasteur
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Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
Frank Herbert
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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There are two things eternal. Human stupidity and the universe. And I'm not even sure about the universe
Albert Einstein
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