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In some sense man is a microcosm of the universe; therefore what man is, is a clue to the universe. We are enfolded in the universe.
David Bohm
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Because our entire universe is made up of consciousness, we never really experience the universe directly we just experience our consciousness of the universe, our perception of it, so right, our only universe is perception.
Alan Moore
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We are not the center of this funny universe.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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The universe has no restrictions. You place restrictions on the universe with your expectations
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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We simply do not understand our place in the universe and have not the courage to admit it
Barry Lopez
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The reason why the universe is eternal is that it does not live for itself; it gives life to others as it transforms
Lao Tz
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It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Dr Carl Sagan
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Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C Clarke
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The whole theory of the universe is directed unerringly to one single individual
Walt Whitman
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At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Jean Houston
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Aldous Huxley
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The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed
Teilhard De Chardin
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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Aldous Huxley
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And I try to piece the puzzle of the universe, Split an eight of shrooms just so I could see the universe !
Kid Cudi
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Unknown
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe
Albert Einstein
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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Aldous Huxley
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