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Funny Vending Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Vending" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine
Robert C Gallagher
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You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
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Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
Robert C Gallagher
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Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of a vending machine at once.
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Mitch Hedburg
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Mitch Hedberg
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Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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Whoever said change is inevitable, clearly never bought a Snickers from this vending machine...
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Don't waste all your money at the vending machines. It's just the devil in disguise.
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That fail moment when you press the wrong numbers on the vending machine...
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Like a vending machine I keep dat coke man So much powder, I can make a snowman.
Gucci Mane
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I need to start eating healthy, but in school all the vending machines are full of chips and pop-tarts and candy...like wtfawk.
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Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
Robert C Gallagher
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I'd watch my father get up at 5 o'clock and go down to the Eastern Market in Detroit to do the shopping for his restaurant, and get that business going and then go out on his vending machine business.
Ed Bradley
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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