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Funny Vodka Drink Quotes & Sayings
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They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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We formed this band when we were 18-19, we couldn't play... We were just like 'Let's get together and play some cover songs, drink some vodka...' a year and a half later we were touring the world, releasing records.
Lars Ulrich
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I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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Dont worry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly.
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I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
Brendan Behan
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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
GKChesterton
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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
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You have been dying to drink and now you can drink until you die!
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
WCFields
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Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
WCFields
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When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic...
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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey
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