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Funny Waiter Quotes & Sayings
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Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
Djuna Barnes
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
Unknown
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
Erma Bombeck
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If you's a hater. I'm eatin, you's a waiter
Lil Wayne
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What's the damage waiter? Financially or medically?
Robert D Dangoor
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I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
Sally Schneider
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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold
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I'll serve anyone like a blind waiter.
Lil Wayne
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Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Rachel Green
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam
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I've never had to get a job as a waiter or anything. I've always been able to support myself in 'the biz.' Which is great. It's really fantastic to be able to say that, because I know it's hard to do.
Paul Feig
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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S Kaufman
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A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov
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Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater.
Drake
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The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter.
Nubar Gulbenkian
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Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
Anchorman
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