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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
William Congreve
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
Francois La Rochefoucauld
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Francis Bacon
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more than she can be witty only by the help of speech.
Richard Steele
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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The next best thing to being witty is to quote another's wit.
Christian Nevell Bovee
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People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.
George Eliot
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To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
Andre Maurois
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There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.
Benjamin Franklin
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Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.
Christian Nevell Bovee
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Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long.
Lord Chesterfield
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He is forced to be literate about the illiterate, witty about the witless and coherent about the incoherent.
John Crosby
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I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
David Bailey
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One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen
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Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
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When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.
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Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
Kate Upton
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It should be perfectly legal to kill people who brag about not owning a TV.
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Somerset Maugham
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You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
Frank Crane
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