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Funny Women Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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The practice of putting women on pedestrals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there
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1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fu..ing right.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
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For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
Pablo Picasso
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
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It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
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If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other.
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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