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Funny Xmas S Quotes & Sayings
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Finally pulled down the Xmas tree. Felt like I was pulling down some holiday spirit too...
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The electoral college: parents who let their kids decorate the Xmas tree all by themselves, then rearrange it better while they're sleeping.
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Never write the word Christmas as Xmas.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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May your world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year! Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry Xmas.
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Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up in gift paper. He is Santa Claus and he's going to simply send you to me, cause I added you to my wish-list this Christmas. Happy Xmas day to you!
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May baby Jesus make all your dreams, aspirations and wishes come true. May love and friendship come your way to stay with you forever. I wish you have a perfect Christmas this year. Merry Xmas buddy!
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Two kids woke up right after XMas morning...one found a bike by his door ribbon and all...and he said, 'Oh I dont know how to ride. I might fall and get hurt.' the other got nothing but a pile of manure by the front of his house, 'Hey I think my horse is around here somewhere.' A happy life is the the way you see things in life...think positive and you shall find beauty.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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