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Funny Your Mom Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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My mom was a very productive playwright. I remember a poster for one of her shows. It was at Columbus Circle and all the subway stops in New York. The poster was a picture of my mom putting up her own poster, that was the joke of the poster. It was always a victim of graffiti. Sometimes my mom got her teeth blackened. Sometimes she got a mustache, or little word balloons filled with filth that my mother would very rarely say. What I learned was that when you're an artist, you put stuff out there. The feelings people have about it are out of your control.
Jon Cryer
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
Roseanne Barr
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Remember that the task of a single mom is not a joke. It is very difficult for children to be raised by both parent. How much more a single mother? You have to be ready for this great task and never try to unleash your frustration on your children.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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