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Garrison Keillor Mista Quotes & Sayings
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I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
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Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.
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The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.
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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
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Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
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Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.
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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
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God writes a lot of comedy-the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.
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