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Give Me Beer And Woman Naked Quotes & Sayings
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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I can't walk around the house naked any more now that we have a daughter. I'm still OK in underwear, but not naked. With the boys it wasn't a problem as they're naked all of the time. But now with a daughter, the naked days are over.
David Beckham
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
Erick S Gray
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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I know Hef doesn't like it when I walk around naked in the house, 'cause he's a little more old-fashioned, sometimes, than people think. But you tend to forget you're naked when you've been shooting naked all day.
Holly Madison
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Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. So if you give her crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
Unknown
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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The actress they'd hired had refused to appear naked in front of the camera. I didn't like to appear naked either, but the first thing I did was take off my clothes and jump into the pool completely naked.
Victoria Abril
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Dan Castellaneta
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My party time is usually a dinner party with friends. I couldn't give a f**k about going to clubs. I want to drink really good wine and really good beer, because I like really good wine and really good beer.
Katy Perry
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What woman wants a camera following around her naked butt?
Charlotte Ross
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A woman is truly beautiful only when she is naked and she knows it.
Andre Courreges
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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Actually, if I could find a woman who was that wonderful; that understanding, well, I'd give her everything in the world that was in my power to give. And, I'd love her more than I ever thought it possible to love any woman.
James MacArthur
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A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.
Coco Chanel
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I'm glad I am a woman who once danced naked in the Mediterranean Sea at midnight.
Mercedes McCambridge
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Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap.
Alan Jackson
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