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Give Me Beer And Woman Naked Quotes & Sayings
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I'm worried because of my mother, she's going to see my performance and she's quite hard. She's going to see me naked. And my Dad, woah. Yeah, they're going to see me like a woman, you know?
Eva Green
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Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech Proverb
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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