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God Damn Im Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Man I'm so Cleveland It's a god damn shame, so east side I'm a god damn gang. Said you aint heard about my god damn name, better ask around here Im a god damn king.
Machine Gun Kelly
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God damn, I'm rich as fu... Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up.
Wiz Khalifa
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I am a god, hurry up with my damn massage. Hurry up with my damn menage. Get the Porsche out the damn garage.
Kanye West
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
Unknown
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Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake. She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake. Now there's crumbs all over the damn place and she want me to cu. all over her damn face.
Kanye West
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Damn she bad, damn she thick, and I may not know perfect but damn she it.
Lil Wayne
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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I'm far from being god, but I work god damn hard.
Jay-Z
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I'm far from being God, but I work God damn hard.
Jay-Z
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I'm far from being god, but I work god damn hard.
Jay Z
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I'm far from being god, but I work god damn hard.
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I'm far from God, but I work god damn hard.
Jay-Z
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They are damn good projects - excellent projects. That goes for all the projects up there. You know some people make fun of people who speak a foreign language, and dumb people criticize something they do not understand, and that is what is going on up there - God damn it!
Harry Hopkins
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Look, I don't know whether God exists. I don't know that. And I tell you one thing, I am not frightened of my beliefs. If there is a God who is threatening me with damnation because I don't believe in Him, so be it. I've lived my life in conscience, and I will suffer damnation willingly in conscience against a tyrannical God who would damn me because, on the basis of the intelligence He gave me, I have come to a conclusion doubting His existence, and I will continue to be a skeptic all of my life.
Alan M Dershowitz
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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