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Grandma Funny Watch Out For Quotes & Sayings
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Ashtray! You little bi... a.. motherfu..er! Come over here and give your grandma a hug! -Grandma
Don't Be A Menace
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Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.
Carson Daly
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On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.
Arne Jacobsen
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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Every year my grandma would take me to Disneyland. It was a special time for just the two of us and no one else. I think I was about 3 when I first went and continued until I was maybe 12. It was our day and I especially remember the 'Electric Parade.' It was so much fun and my grandma has always been very special in my life.
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Joe Rogan
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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That how it starts, you know. Takin' bi...es out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for ho... A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt. What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?! What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's half-ho!
Riley Freeman
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fu.. each other senseless while a movie plays in the background.
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Mulan: (talking to commander) Uh...you could stay for dinner... Grandma: You could stay forever!! -Mulan and Grandma Fa
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Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why.
Bill Bixby
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Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.
Jane Austen
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Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become your character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.
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Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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