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Guy Sleeping On Girlfriend Lap Thoughts Quotes & Sayings
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Sleeping with an ex is like mastur....... You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway.
Unknown
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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Thats definitely some B.S. You can be boyfriend and girlfriend for more than three or four years without being engaged. Your parents, to a girlfriend, are a reflection of who you are. Ive never dated a guy and called him my boyfriend until he met my parents.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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I've never viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself asslightly above average in talent. Where I excel is with a ridiculous, sickening work ethic. While the other guy's sleeping, I'm working. While the other guy's eating, I'm working. While the other guy's making love, I mean, I'm making love, too, but I'm working really hard at it!
Will Smith
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Who has to know? The way she feels inside. Those thoughts I can't deny. These sleeping dogs won't lie.
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How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?
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I see him in my thoughts, and all my fantasies and dreams, he's the only one I think of, or so it truely seems.
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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I couldn't ask for anything else I have the best friends in the world and the greatest girlfriend a guy could ask for life's good.
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Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
Billy Bush
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Girls want a guy that can openly say, 'Yes that's my girlfriend and yes I do love her.'
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