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Had My Sock Duck Taped To My Quotes & Sayings
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When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
James Whitcomb Riley
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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
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I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.
Michelle Pfeiffer
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You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
Douglas Adams
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If she picks you in duck duck goose, she wants the D.
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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
Mitch Hedberg
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The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck.
Walter Cronkite
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Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck.
Billie Holiday
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When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts.
William Jackson
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A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck.
Daffy Duck
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They taped over your mouth, scribbled out the truth with their lies. You little spies.
Paramore
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Colin Mochrie
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Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.
Clare Boothe Luce
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My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no was around I'd kiss the screen.
Janet Jackson
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The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
Ted Rall
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Tough guys get duct-taped and butt-....d, And then wine like crushed g.....
French Montana
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Some are pre-taped interviews because maybe we can't get that person live or maybe we're not sure it's going to work out right so we tape it an hour in advance.
Bob Edwards
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard
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No one wants to see a boring tube sock.
Rob Kardashian
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