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Heres A Condom I Figured Since Youre Acting Like Quotes & Sayings
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
Unknown
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I have gone through ups and down, and its human nature for someone to judge and say, Heres what you need to do. But the most truly useful thing to do is to shut up and listen and tell the person that youre there for them unequivocally.
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Heres to freedom, cheers to art. Heres to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.
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Heres to the girls: That keep a smile even though theyre going through hell. That keep their head high, even though theyd rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but cant seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Heres to her.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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Heres a piece of advice let go when youre hurting too much, give up when love isnt enough, and move on when things arent like before. Surely there is someone out there who will love you more.
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You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre having after parties every day. Youre on the road, youre messing with women, youre doing this, youre doing that. Its crazy. I mean, it was a great experience, what can I say? I loved it.
Ludacris
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I told Luke, youre young, youre rich, and youre living in Beverly Hills. If youre not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father.
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Im not going to use a singing take that I dont like but when youre acting youre totally at the mercy of someone else. They can cut you together to make your timing totally different. They can cut two takes and manipulate you, which is an incredible thing in many ways because they can make you look better, or they can make you look worse. In the end, I do not have control over whats on screen which is very terrifying.
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It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre fat. Youre all beautiful.
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If youre young and youre watching this, you guys know what youre up against. Especially if youre a girl. Its s.., right? And even fifty years from now, Im guessing its a still a really big deal. Its awkward and threatening. And thrilling. But, in a way, its like s.. is the easy part. Giving your heart to somebody. thats the scary part.
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.
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Youre not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youre scared silly, and Im guessing its because youre afraid of me. -Renee Dwyer
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The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a s..y pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if youre sure of yourself as a woman they say youre a bi... whereas if youre a man and youre strong-willed its normal.
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Painting is wonderful because its so private. Youre not beholden to a director or a producer. But acting has been really saving to me. Its so expressive and free.
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The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive legs or youre not. Thats what makes them so s..y.
Stacy Keibler
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The beauty of being the person behind the pen is that you get to rewrite history, but people who read my lyrics think they have me all figured out. I haven't even figured myself out yet so it blows my mind that other people think they have.
Pete Wentz
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youre not really allowed to complain about any of this fame. Youre just supposed to be grateful. And obviously, I get it. Youre lucky and you should appreciate your luck. But, I mean, it just seems if you even hint that theres a bad side to any of this people will be like, Liar! I guess its because people want to have it as a dream.
Robert Pattinson
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