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Hey Ive Just Met You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
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Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, whats your make-up brand? Crayola maybe?
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Ive learned that no matter how thin you are, people still have something to say. Ive learned that its taking me a long time to become the person I want to be & its a lot easier to react than it is to think. Ive learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you. Ive learned that maturity has more to do with the types of experiences youve had. Ive learned that quantity is not as important as quality when it comes to best friends. Ive learned that it isnt enough to be forgiven by others, sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself. Ive learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world will not stop for your grief. Ive learned that background and circumstances might have influenced who you are, but we are responsible for who we become. Ive learned that you cant make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved.
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There have been times in many a bar that I was not so much a brother, but more of a mother to him: Ive watched him drink from a bottle, Ive watched him stagger around naked, Ive watched him crawl, Ive dressed and undressed him, Ive even cleaned up after him, and several times helped him to walk.
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Me: Hey I just met you- Stranger: *Walks away* Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW
Ash
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I can't stop missing you baby, I can't stop wanting you baby, I can't stop loving you. GIRL-erl-erl Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! I cant get over you!!!
Kem
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You are one of the coolest most down to earth people ive ever met! Im gonna miss you! You are the best!
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Hey, I just met you...and this is crazy. But here's my number...So call me, maybe?
Carly Rae Jepsen
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Ive thoroughly embarrassed myself in front of my idols that I have met, so Im fine with keeping them far away.
Lea Michele
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I love the Jews. 1. Yiddish is awesome. 2. Ive never met one who pushed their religion on me.
Philip DeFranco
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Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass; but Ive survived to tell about it.
Dolly Parton
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My family is crazy. Ive got a soap-opera family; Ive got two half-sisters, but I consider them my sister. I also have a step brother I grew up with from when I was 5 to 12, and I miss that kid so much. We talk randomly, but Im trying to get him to move to Nashville. As far as boyfriends go, of course Ive had boyfriends - if I hadnt, there wouldnt be songs like Decoy or Misery Business. Ive dated a couple of guys that I knew I didnt like, just to forget about one certain guy and Ive totally played stupid games before.
Hayley Williams
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Ive meant everything Ive said and expected too much in what Ive heard.
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Ive meant everything Ive said and expected too much in what Ive heard.
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I'm not going to lie to you: Ive tried things. Im not some robot whos programmed to be perfect. Ive been to high school parties. And even if Ive had a drink, its always in a responsible way.
Victoria Justice
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Shake that booty, turn it around. Hey! Hey! Hey! Back that a.. up, wine go down. Ok!!!
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Hey hey hey, smacking that Strawberry Bubblegum.
Justin Timberlake
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Because as tough as things have been, I am convinced you are tougher. Ive seen your passion and Ive seen your service...Ive seen a generation eager...impatient even, to step into the rushing waters of history and change its course.
Barack Obama
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