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Ive taken a lot from them as a filmmaker, and Ive learned things from every single filmmaker Ive ever worked with, and will hopefully apply them as I make films in the future. As an actor, Coppola trained me. That was my training ground. And because Ive worked with first-timers and people in the early stages of their development like Spike, and Singleton, and like the Wachowskis, I try to bring to them the wealth of my experience. Its a great kind of way to exchange.
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Ive never been a huge fan. Ive always enjoyed watching football but Ive never been an avid fan. My family always loved it.
Connie Britton
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Happy Birthday to the youngest 80 year old Ive ever met!
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get up.
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Hey you, out there in the cold Getting lonely, getting old Can you feel me? Hey you, standing in the aisles With itchy feet and fading smiles Can you feel me? Hey you, dont help them to bury the light Don't give in without a fight.
Pink Floyd
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Ive spent a lot of time in my life dedicating myself to love or the pursuit of love or the understanding of love. And now Ive stopped believing in happy endings and Ive started believing in good days.
Drew Barrymore
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les Dawson
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I so want to be able to do a Broadway show, and Ive had opportunities to do them, but its hard enough commuting away from my family six months out of the year and then to say, Hey, Im going to be gone actually a full year so that I can be on Broadway every night. It just wouldnt be fair to my family, so
Matthew Bomer
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I dont want to judge, but Ive also met women who think its cool to be out or away from their baby, and I dont get that. Every time Im not working, hes with me. Even on an airplane, he is with me even if the nanny is also on the plane. Any time I can have with him, I am lucky to have.
Kourtney Kardashian
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Ive messed up, made bad decisions, and regret things Ive done, and choices Ive made. As much as I'd love to, life doesnt allow you to go back and change things to the way you should have done it. All I can do is learn from the past, and prepare for what the future may bring.
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Share my life, hey girl. You can trust in me, baby. Youre all I want, hey girl. Youre everything I need, hey babe.
Kem
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Ive had enough of being me. Ive had enough of being Lily Allen, I want to be me now. Whatever situation Im in, whether its going to the supermarket, the pub or a club, or in the back of a cab, people think they know me. And the reality is they dont. Lily Allen is a character I have no control over. Ive got nothing to do with it except my face is the one that goes with it.
Lily Allen
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Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and woke up the next morning and saw this really funny dragon. Ive always wanted a dragon but this one had a funny blue tongue. To me a dragon is very much a woman, strong and elegant.
Angelina Jolie
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Everybody's singing like hey na na na hey hey na na na na.
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Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not being rude; its just that you don't matter.
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Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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Ive never met anyone normal. Normal people, people who arent actors, are the most bizarre people you can ever come across. Ill talk to someone and come away thinking, they are clinically insane. The only way I can put that into what I do is by playing very extreme characters.
Michael Sheen
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Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!
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