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Hilarious One Liner For Self Introduction Quotes & Sayings
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I skip the introduction. If the book goes in the trash, I want it to go because of my thoughts on it, not because of some Asshole's thoughts who wrote the introduction.
James Frey
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The book grew out of the introduction I did for Brady's Gates of Janus. I knew that the writing in that introduction had a better than average chance of being read by people involved in Brady's life - parents of victims, police, Brady himself.
Peter Sotos
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I'm doing me up with a black coloured liner.
Adam Lambert
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To be anywhere near an enormous ocean liner when you are just like a fish in the water is frightening.
John Hawkes
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The introduction of religious passion into politics is the end of honest politics, and the introduction of politics into religion is the prostitution of true religion.
Lord Hailsham
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
Unknown
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Dear ladies, true love wouldn't care about your lip gloss. Or your eye liner. Or your dress. But your smile. Wear your smile first.
Unknown
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I enjoyed the promotion with K9 on my introduction day.
Lalla Ward
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Plus, I was a math and science whiz from my first introduction to the subjects.
David Crane
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I spent most of this afternoon writing a new introduction for my autobiography.
June Foray
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I left Apple in April of 1984, pretty soon after the introduction of the Mac.
Andy Hertzfeld
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My first introduction to chemistry came at a quite early age through my mother's elder brother.
Geoffrey Wilkinson
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The introduction of political pluralism often quickly led to bad results.
Omar Bongo
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The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness.
Lao Tzu
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Here's your introduction to destruction & the hate sustaining me. Are we safer or in danger? Drowning in atrocities?
Otep
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A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the introduction and let them decide.
Unknown
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You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
Unknown
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For, usually and fitly, the presence of an introduction is held to imply that there is something of consequence and importance to be introduced.
Arthur Machen
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I man say excuse me for a moment for a introduction. Fus one fi mi Muma but mi Pupa last son.
Junior Delgado
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