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Hit The Snooze Quotes & Sayings
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
Punit Ghadge
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
Unknown
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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They always want me to play myself and that's a big snooze.
Michael Stipe
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I wish my bladder had a snooze button.
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I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.
Unknown
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Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock
Futurama
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
The Situation
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They should invent a snooze button that hits back.
Unknown
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Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock.
Unknown
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Don't ever snooze your alarm Untill you reach your goal.
Vinod Meena
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Daylight Savings Time. One extra hour for us to dance and drink our asses off. I'm taking advantage of it. You snooze you, you lose.
Unknown
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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptancethe 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.
Unknown
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit it, you just drop your club. You hang on to the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watch this ball just go and go and...kind of hit this guy in the head. And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a square hit; it just kind of glanced off his head. But he goes whippin' his car off the freeway, like 'here we go!' Mr. Attitude! So now, he's barreling down the fairway screaming at the top of his lungs, like 'what are you, some kind of cruddy golfer?' I'm like, 'hey, I hit you, didn't I? You were traveling sixty-five miles an hour. That's a pretty good shot in my book.'
Bill Engvall
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I've been hit hard a few times, been hit really hard a few times, but I don't think I've ever left a memorable, lasting impression on anyone I've ever hit.
Steve Yzerman
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Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
Phyllis George
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Heres to the inventor of the snooze button; Nothing like making procrastination your first action of the day!
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
Unknown
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