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Hot Dog Jok Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Hot Dog Jok" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
David Letterman
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You can't breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the jok.e There's nothing like a funeral. To make you feel alive.
Sixx AM
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I can eat a hot dog underwater. -Fry
Futurama
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I signed Koufax for fourteen grand and a hot dog.
Al Campanis
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A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Humphrey Bogart
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A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
Haitian Farmer
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M Schulz
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Cause de speaker and de mixer. De turntable and de echo chamba. Pump it all up! Everybody in a pressure It hot! It hot! It hot!
Reel 2 Real
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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A friend is a friend and a dog is a dog. A friend will never be a dog, but a dog won't ever quit being a friend.
Jean Paul Malfatti
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Music it hot it hot like fire. Hotter than hot like boiling water.
Reel 2 Real
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I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die...it's a major offence.
Clive Barker
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
Unknown
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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
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I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.
John Mahoney
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I can get whatever I want and Billabong picks up the bill. Its Christmas. Its the best thing ever. The best dream ever. Shapers go hot and cold, just like surfers. So when I hear a shaper gets hot, Im just boom, on it. JS has been hot for years now.
Andy Irons
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If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
Marjorie Garber
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As Good As It Gets, I turned that down...but it was for a very good reason. They had this adorable dog in it, but in one scene the guys goes down the hall and puts the dog down the rubbish chute. Of course it lands on some cushions and it's fine, but I didn't want to set that example, because you never know what nuts or kids will see it and think I can do that. The director said, 'The dog's fine, the dog's fine!'. But I said, 'I just can't do that'. Of course the film was a tremendous hit, but I didn't regret turning it down.
Betty White
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