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Hot Temperature Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Tell her she's beautiful instead of hot. She's a woman not a temperature.
Unknown
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Men are troublesome. They complain about trifles a woman wouldn't notice. The office boys...complain that the temperature of the building is too hot or too cold...If they have a slight headache, they stay at home.
Clara Lanza
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My standards are dropping as quickly as the temperature.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Wright
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Irena Chalmers
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
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Cause de speaker and de mixer. De turntable and de echo chamba. Pump it all up! Everybody in a pressure It hot! It hot! It hot!
Reel 2 Real
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Music it hot it hot like fire. Hotter than hot like boiling water.
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I can get whatever I want and Billabong picks up the bill. Its Christmas. Its the best thing ever. The best dream ever. Shapers go hot and cold, just like surfers. So when I hear a shaper gets hot, Im just boom, on it. JS has been hot for years now.
Andy Irons
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
Unknown
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Good body gal well ever hot, yuh never flop. Mek di world know sey when yuh hot, yuh jus hot.
Mad Cobra
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
Kate Winslet
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A lot of the songs start with an image. I was sitting there playing the guitar and I pictured this old, dirty green car, with the window rolled down, in the hot, hot, hot Texas heat, and this beautiful woman I knew when I was a kid sitting behind the wheel, looking out at me.
Edie Brickell
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So many of the properties of matter, especially when in the gaseous form, can be deduced from the hypothesis that their minute parts are in rapid motion, the velocity increasing with the temperature, that the precise nature of this motion becomes a subject of rational curiosity. Daniel Bernoulli, Herapath, Joule, Kronig, Clausius, &c., have shewn that the relations between pressure, temperature and density in a perfect gas can be explained by supposing the particles move with uniform velocity in straight lines, striking against the sides of the containing vessel and thus producing pressure.
James Clerk Maxwell
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
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We are not the center of this funny universe.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not.
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